Thanks to Christophe, I have just discovered the great work of Karl Hasselström and Jon Åslund. Here is an extract:
(This is the contents of the file primes.spl.)
Prime Number Computation in Copenhagen.
Romeo, a young man of Verona.
Juliet, a young woman.
Hamlet, a temporary variable from Denmark.
The Ghost, a limiting factor (and by a remarkable coincidence also
Act I: Interview with the other side.
Scene I: At the last hour before dawn.
[Enter the Ghost and Juliet]
You pretty little warm thing! Thou art as prompt as the difference
between the square of thyself and your golden hair. Speak your mind.
Listen to your heart!
[Exit the Ghost]
Thou art as sweet as a sunny summer's day!
Act II: Determining divisibility.
Scene I: A private conversation.
Art thou more cunning than the Ghost?
If so, let us proceed to scene V.
You are as villainous as the square root of Romeo!
You are as lovely as a red rose.
Scene II: Questions and the consequences thereof.
Am I better than you?
If so, let us proceed to scene III.
Is the remainder of the quotient between Romeo and me as good as
If so, let us proceed to scene IV.
Thou art as bold as the sum of thyself and a roman.
Let us return to scene II.
Scene III: Romeo must die!
Open your heart.
Thou art as rotten as the difference between nothing and the sum of a
snotty stinking half-witted hog and a small toad!
Speak your mind!
Scene IV: One small dog at a time.
Thou art as handsome as the sum of thyself and my chihuahua!
Let us return to scene I.
Scene V: Fin.
In this post, I wondered whether using Darth Vador as a promoter of the brand would give a good image to Volkswagen. It seems that their choice was a double-edged sword, used by Greenpeace in this video.